February 2012
0 posts
COOKIES AND CREAM MILK CHOCOLATES ARE TO FRKN DIE FOR
Falling in love is soo easy. Way too easy that people throw it around way too much.
Bitch, if dicks had wings.. Your mouth would be an airport.
There’s a huge difference between being happy and just smiling for the world to see.
Did Facebook just go down again? LOL
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought I was ugly, until I met you.
SWEAR IM THE ONLY ASIAN IN THE CAMPUS..
TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER IN THE RAIN. Where’s my shampoo at?!
How do you know when you’re in love? When all the love songs in the world make sense.
What website do DJs use to look up homework? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia.
You’ve changed soo much
Don’t ever pick on fat people. It’s mean and cruel.. They already have enough on their plates……….
I don’t believe in love in first sight, but you sure did catch my eye..
Need to do: go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Make a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing happened.
Falling in love can have the same effect as painkillers. Who knew… lol
Apparently, if you have less than 6 hours sleep. You increase your chances of dying by 12%
Willy Wonka’s Ever lasting flavored gum.. That sounds soo amazing right now.
When you write misspelled backwards, it’s misspelled.
Made up my mind. I’m gonna grow myself some Dreadlocks.
need to do: go to other peoples weddings and shout out, “DON’T MARRY HIM! I STILL LOVE YOU!”
Are you a tower? Cos Eiffel for you ;)
Valentines Day: The day of the year with has the highest Suicide rate all over the world.
I miss winter.
Soo many people are dying today..
“Swag”…. It isn’t cool anymore. Sorry mate.
Appreciate the small things in life. Go hug a midget.
It’s a tough choice choosing from something you want and desire the most to what you need most.
It’s interesting to see how many people care about me.
I’m so scared of losing my mum..
I love you soo much mum. You’ll get better.. I know you will.
You know whats worse than Hollywood ‘movie bitches’? Filo movie bitches… LOL
If hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, and you wash your hands twice, does it kill the last .1% or 99.9% of the .1%?
Seriously, these ‘challenges’ people are making are pathetic. Nothing more than attention seeking kids doing idiotic crap over the Internet.
The word ‘lol’ has lost its meaning to me… lol
I got 15 hours of sleep today…….. And I’m in bed getting ready for sleep. Fruuuk, I love sleep.
I wonder if you’re lying.
I wonder if someone else is trying to steal your heart.
“half a dozen”, because saying ‘six’ is way too long aye?
“People who say they are constipated, are full of shit.” LOOOL
If I had cancer.. I would so not be able to control my emotions.
Hey.. If you think about it, a spider is a land octopus. MIND BLOWN.
Soo… At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
In all honesty, I have absolutely nothing against you.. Just the fact that you’re breathing just annoys the hell out of me.
Forrest Gump’s password: 1forrest1. hahahahaha
If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape… Explain whales.
Sometimes when I close my eyes.. I can’t see.